I was let out of my cell for the first time in months today to be sent to SLUTcon. The Matriarchy wants to show off their new 'Prisoner Encasement Technology' I feel like I'm on my way to be given to Jabba the Hutt.
I finally have my very first slave boy! Apparently, he failed to apply for the appropriate visa when entering the Matriarchy and was captured by customs. It's so cute how stupid pigs can be when they are not leashed.
I'm sure it's a lot of fun catching wild pigs, but you know every single one of them needs to be properly screened before selling them, right? I swear I have the most thankless job here.