I'm sure it's a lot of fun catching wild pigs, but you know every single one of them needs to be properly screened before selling them, right? I swear I have the most thankless job here.
SLUTcon has begun. Depending on your interests please feel free to attend a diplomatic gathering, go shopping at the trade show, engage in some cultural exchanges or just hit the bars and see what happens.
I just caught another runaway who thought he could meet up with a male resistance group in the mountains near Riverbed. We are going to have a LONG interrogation to make this piggy squeal.
One of my new friends taught me how to use a strap-on today! It was adorable the look in my piggy's eyes when we entered the room. It's so cute when you can watch the gears move in their little minds. After tonight he is going to know exactly how it fe
I think my luck my have run out. I didn’t turn myself in, and soon enough a bunch of women fighters and guards came at me out of nowhere and didn’t stop until I couldn’t move. They’re dragging me to god knows where