On behalf of the entire Matriarchy, I would like to extend a warm welcome to all of our guests who are visiting us for SLUTcon. Here's to many more years of peace and cooperation between our lands.
I tried sneaking into The Matriarchy to see what SLUTcon was all about. The second I touched dry land I was beaten within an inch of my life and taken into captivity.
I am so excited I got into the University of Freya. Apparently, I even get my very own slave that comes with my dorm room. This is going to be so much fun!
I just caught another runaway who thought he could meet up with a male resistance group in the mountains near Riverbed. We are going to have a LONG interrogation to make this piggy squeal.
Great... The Queen has returned and is making another large scale mess that I need to clean up. I forsee lots of late nights at the office over this one...
I'm sure it's a lot of fun catching wild pigs, but you know every single one of them needs to be properly screened before selling them, right? I swear I have the most thankless job here.
