I was let out of my cell for the first time in months today to be sent to SLUTcon. The Matriarchy wants to show off their new 'Prisoner Encasement Technology' I feel like I'm on my way to be given to Jabba the Hutt.
I just caught another runaway who thought he could meet up with a male resistance group in the mountains near Riverbed. We are going to have a LONG interrogation to make this piggy squeal.
I'm sure it's a lot of fun catching wild pigs, but you know every single one of them needs to be properly screened before selling them, right? I swear I have the most thankless job here.
