Found an illegal underground fighting arena for some of the guards of this country. It’s here I make my first move getting the attention of the Queens. If I take out some of their guards, then they’ll have to take me seriously.
Waking up with your slave's tongue between your legs is a great way to start your day. Especially when he is waiting to serve you breakfast as soon as he is done.
I'm sure it's a lot of fun catching wild pigs, but you know every single one of them needs to be properly screened before selling them, right? I swear I have the most thankless job here.
