Waking up with your slave's tongue between your legs is a great way to start your day. Especially when he is waiting to serve you breakfast as soon as he is done.
I'm sure it's a lot of fun catching wild pigs, but you know every single one of them needs to be properly screened before selling them, right? I swear I have the most thankless job here.
I am so excited I got into the University of Freya. Apparently, I even get my very own slave that comes with my dorm room. This is going to be so much fun!