The hazing at my sorority is so humiliating and degrading. I almost feel like a Goddess-minor when I am done, but at least I can take it out on my pig when I get back to my dorm.
Great... The Queen has returned and is making another large scale mess that I need to clean up. I forsee lots of late nights at the office over this one...
On behalf of the entire Matriarchy, I would like to extend a warm welcome to all of our guests who are visiting us for SLUTcon. Here's to many more years of peace and cooperation between our lands.
I tried sneaking into The Matriarchy to see what SLUTcon was all about. The second I touched dry land I was beaten within an inch of my life and taken into captivity.
Today is the fifth year I have spent in The Matriarchy prison. 195 years to go.. I don't think I'm going to make it, and I beg the Queen for an appeal. Please release me!