Post confession torture. Keeping your mouth shut is a bad idea in the matriachy. I wish I had come clean to Domina Lisa right away. I even missed serving at the party due to it.
On behalf of the entire Matriarchy, I would like to extend a warm welcome to all of our guests who are visiting us for SLUTcon. Here's to many more years of peace and cooperation between our lands.
SLUTcon has begun. Depending on your interests please feel free to attend a diplomatic gathering, go shopping at the trade show, engage in some cultural exchanges or just hit the bars and see what happens.
I'm sure it's a lot of fun catching wild pigs, but you know every single one of them needs to be properly screened before selling them, right? I swear I have the most thankless job here.