I'm sure it's a lot of fun catching wild pigs, but you know every single one of them needs to be properly screened before selling them, right? I swear I have the most thankless job here.
Post confession torture. Keeping your mouth shut is a bad idea in the matriachy. I wish I had come clean to Domina Lisa right away. I even missed serving at the party due to it.
One of my new friends taught me how to use a strap-on today! It was adorable the look in my piggy's eyes when we entered the room. It's so cute when you can watch the gears move in their little minds. After tonight he is going to know exactly how it fe
