The hazing at my sorority is so humiliating and degrading. I almost feel like a Goddess-minor when I am done, but at least I can take it out on my pig when I get back to my dorm.
I tried sneaking into The Matriarchy to see what SLUTcon was all about. The second I touched dry land I was beaten within an inch of my life and taken into captivity.
I'm sure it's a lot of fun catching wild pigs, but you know every single one of them needs to be properly screened before selling them, right? I swear I have the most thankless job here.
