On behalf of the entire Matriarchy, I would like to extend a warm welcome to all of our guests who are visiting us for SLUTcon. Here's to many more years of peace and cooperation between our lands.
Today is the fifth year I have spent in The Matriarchy prison. 195 years to go.. I don't think I'm going to make it, and I beg the Queen for an appeal. Please release me!
I'm sure it's a lot of fun catching wild pigs, but you know every single one of them needs to be properly screened before selling them, right? I swear I have the most thankless job here.
After trying to get closer to the people in power in this land, I felt something sharp on my side and one of those guards must’ve been tailing me ever since I left the arena. Now I’m injured and someone out there clearly wants to capture me...
The hazing at my sorority is so humiliating and degrading. I almost feel like a Goddess-minor when I am done, but at least I can take it out on my pig when I get back to my dorm.
