I tried sneaking into The Matriarchy to see what SLUTcon was all about. The second I touched dry land I was beaten within an inch of my life and taken into captivity.
I think my luck my have run out. I didnโt turn myself in, and soon enough a bunch of women fighters and guards came at me out of nowhere and didnโt stop until I couldnโt move. Theyโre dragging me to god knows where
On behalf of the entire Matriarchy, I would like to extend a warm welcome to all of our guests who are visiting us for SLUTcon. Here's to many more years of peace and cooperation between our lands.