Today is the fifth year I have spent in The Matriarchy prison. 195 years to go.. I don't think I'm going to make it, and I beg the Queen for an appeal. Please release me!
I'm sure it's a lot of fun catching wild pigs, but you know every single one of them needs to be properly screened before selling them, right? I swear I have the most thankless job here.
Found an illegal underground fighting arena for some of the guards of this country. It’s here I make my first move getting the attention of the Queens. If I take out some of their guards, then they’ll have to take me seriously.