I'm sure it's a lot of fun catching wild pigs, but you know every single one of them needs to be properly screened before selling them, right? I swear I have the most thankless job here.
I was let out of my cell for the first time in months today to be sent to SLUTcon. The Matriarchy wants to show off their new 'Prisoner Encasement Technology' I feel like I'm on my way to be given to Jabba the Hutt.
The hazing at my sorority is so humiliating and degrading. I almost feel like a Goddess-minor when I am done, but at least I can take it out on my pig when I get back to my dorm.
I am so excited I got into the University of Freya. Apparently, I even get my very own slave that comes with my dorm room. This is going to be so much fun!
I just caught another runaway who thought he could meet up with a male resistance group in the mountains near Riverbed. We are going to have a LONG interrogation to make this piggy squeal.
I tried sneaking into The Matriarchy to see what SLUTcon was all about. The second I touched dry land I was beaten within an inch of my life and taken into captivity.
Great... The Queen has returned and is making another large scale mess that I need to clean up. I forsee lots of late nights at the office over this one...