"If you're pre-born, you're fine; if you're preschool, you're fucked" – George Carlin, on a form of hypocrisy that's particularly relevant this week (M)
🎅🏻is bringing something long and hard for all the naughty boys this year 🎁🍆💦 Where do you want you present to be deposited? What was the naughtiest thing you did this year?
