Your girlfriends always talk about how jealous they are of how sweet your bf is to you. You show them a pic of him in grey sweats and they swoon and imagine what he does to youβ¦ you giggle and wonder if you should show them your OTHER pics of him. π
My ex wife enjoyed having me clean her kitchen so much the other night, she demanded that I finish the rest of the houseβ¦ in broad daylightβ¦ with windows open. Oh. And she took my key π