I love going to the pool and have guys say stuff like “man I’d love to fuck her” when pointing at my wife. They are always shocked when I tell them, “I’m her husband, let’s make that happen”.
Me: I came home early yesterday and caught my wife fucking some dude in my shower! Look at this pix… Best Friend: Dude what did you do? Me: Well I did the only thing I could do, right there, right then…