Sir keeps track of how often I enter his library. He knows I love to read and he uses it against me, for every book I read sir rents me out to the government for 2 months at a time.
My wife found out our babysitter took money from our dresser. Sarah is paying us back for everything she took by become our house slut for a month. My wife is having more fun than I am with her.
At the hotel I'm staying at there is a separate deck that fucking is not allowed, but nudity is mandatory. That doesn't stop just about every guy from taking photos of me enjoying the sunshine.