My little sister invited her friends over to watch the Bachelorette the other day. House rules are if a lady in the house wants control of the TV, she must please whoever has the remote. It took a couple hours, but I was finally satisfied.
Sir keeps track of how often I enter his library. He knows I love to read and he uses it against me, for every book I read sir rents me out to the government for 2 months at a time.
The Island has a law stating gynecology visits may not be conducting in private. Everyone at my doctors in the waiting room can see through the glass wall.
My brother's asked if I wanted to go camping with them over the weekend and having never been I jumped at the opportunity. I ended up being tied to the tress for a weekend while my brother's enjoyed camping.