Your girlfriends always talk about how jealous they are of how sweet your bf is to you. You show them a pic of him in grey sweats and they swoon and imagine what he does to you… you giggle and wonder if you should show them your OTHER pics of him. 🙈
Condom Fairy—me, 10yrs ago, handing out free condoms to every man I saw at my first-weekend-of-college festival. Would *you* have used a condom on the Condom F*ggot, Sir?
The tight purple ropes should be enough to keep me in line, but you're always free to take control of that little handle bulging out if you need more control
