I told my wife about my fantasy of her being picked up by another man at a club. She took some convincing but she is going tonight. What she doesn't know is that made a competition amongst my friends to see who could fuck her tonight
He told you before inserting his penis into your wife that your condoms aren't big enough. Your fault, now get underneath your wife to clean up all his spunk before it's too late!
My neighbour sent me this the other day. I responded: "well why don't you go down and join her?" The next morning I woke up to see my neighbour balls deep in my wife just outside my window
