He told you before inserting his penis into your wife that your condoms aren't big enough. Your fault, now get underneath your wife to clean up all his spunk before it's too late!
The thrilling part of being your wife's friend: when I am at your house and she falls asleep, you can easily thrust your bare cock in my ass and cum like she would never make you cum πππππ¦
My neighbour sent me this the other day. I responded: "well why don't you go down and join her?" The next morning I woke up to see my neighbour balls deep in my wife just outside my window