My roommates (including my GF) went on a night out. They sent me a text saying that they were leaving the club. But then the guy that I hate in the house sent me this
My girlfriend's sorority has loads of tasks for you to do before you can join. One of them was to get a facial in a hot tub. All the girls got one of those masks and had slices of cucumber on their eyes. My girlfriend misunderstood and went to my cousin