There was a new guy at the office. We took him out clubbing. I told my girlfriend to meet us there. I pretended to be the new guy's wingman and helped him pick up my girl. She took him back to our home and now he is posting this on the work group chat
My Wife was chaperoning a group of college seniors on a field trip overseas. I asked one tall young man to text me with pix so I knew my wife was safe…here was his first one…