My wife and I have a "date night" when I go on tinder and find her a match and send her on a date with him. I then wait at home to see if she comes home with him. Now most of my friends are single so they are on tinder so I match her with them. She now
He told you before inserting his penis into your wife that your condoms aren't big enough. Your fault, now get underneath your wife to clean up all his spunk before it's too late!
