There was a new guy at the office. We took him out clubbing. I told my girlfriend to meet us there. I pretended to be the new guy's wingman and helped him pick up my girl. She took him back to our home and now he is posting this on the work group chat
The next morning she told me that they got to the hotel and they "took" her to bed that was when I asked "Don't you mean put you to bed?" That was when she "No I don't
