My girlfriend's sorority has loads of tasks for you to do before you can join. One of them was to get a facial in a hot tub. All the girls got one of those masks and had slices of cucumber on their eyes. My girlfriend misunderstood and went to my cousin
There was a new guy at the office. We took him out clubbing. I told my girlfriend to meet us there. I pretended to be the new guy's wingman and helped him pick up my girl. She took him back to our home and now he is posting this on the work group chat
