I know now. I will never be able to live up to what my wife experienced on her weekend trip, they are bigger, thicker, stronger and last way way longer. I’m weak and pathetic.
There was a new guy at the office. We took him out clubbing. I told my girlfriend to meet us there. I pretended to be the new guy's wingman and helped him pick up my girl. She took him back to our home and now he is posting this on the work group chat
