My girlfriend's sorority has loads of tasks for you to do before you can join. One of them was to get a facial in a hot tub. All the girls got one of those masks and had slices of cucumber on their eyes. My girlfriend misunderstood and went to my cousin
At the office I made a bet with a guy saying that I could out sell him. The bet was that if I won He paid for weeks vacation in Hawaii for me and my wife. And if I lost he got to fuck my wife. I lost. I knew that I would not be able to convince her so I
