My girlfriend's sorority has loads of tasks for you to do before you can join. One of them was to get a facial in a hot tub. All the girls got one of those masks and had slices of cucumber on their eyes. My girlfriend misunderstood and went to my cousin
My best friend got sent this while we were in a bar together. He responded with both. He then turned to me because knew that I had seen and said "Looks like I am fucking your girl and her roommate tonight"