There is a rule as to what you can wear at the dinner table, that being only a plug. My wife failed to inform her best friend that when she invited her over for dinner one evening.
Visiting one of the many national parks here on the Island can be a lot of fun. No females are allowed clothing while in the park. They says it's to "keep the park beautiful"
I moved into this apartment because it had a private bath off the bedroom. Once I moved in though my roommates removed both the bedroom door and the bathroom door.
Sir is the only one that is allowed to remove my plug when I ask. While sir is on vacation his son is in charge of the plug. Sir's son is a little asshole that is always punishing me, the next week without sir is going to be hell.