My little sister invited her friends over to watch the Bachelorette the other day. House rules are if a lady in the house wants control of the TV, she must please whoever has the remote. It took a couple hours, but I was finally satisfied.
Found an AirBnB in the middle of the city for a great price. The only catch was 'no baggage allowed'. This meant my 3 week stay on the Island was spent nude, both in the Airbnb and sightseeing.
The uniform for my new housekeeping job can make it a bit hard to do my job properly. Sometimes I suspect that might be on purpose just so my boss can punish me more often.
Olivia forgot to mention to her friend that in this household, a large object MUST be present in a females ass at all times. In addition, removal of an object MUST be approved by a male in the house.
The Island has a law stating gynecology visits may not be conducting in private. Everyone at my doctors in the waiting room can see through the glass wall.