Just leaning over to check something and my tits fell out of my bra. (F, 40, married, 2 kids, appalled by the lack of craftsmanship in lingerie these days.)
These pants are a bit tight. I need to double up the Pilates or just stop drinking at night. (F, 40, married, 2 kids, what else can I do in lockdown, it’s called covid-19 for a reason.)