You are the muscled guy on the left. You see this guy coming out of the shower, where your wife was taking a shower. What is your first reaction and what are you doing?
Reposting with a more fun title: currently deployed. Someone go over to my house and coat my wife’s tits with your cum so that when she FaceTimes me later, she can smear it in for me, and pretend I’m there to lick it off.