The house party was great, lots of people, everybody got really wasted. My wife too. At some point, I realized the last time I saw her was more then hour ago. i went upstairs to search for her. This is what I found.
Why does my gf always agree with me about how much of a jerk my roommate is but then shes hanging out with him upstairs in his room every time I get home from work? 🙄 What a Hypocrite
Your mom said she had to work late on Valentine’s Day then surprised you with this pic from a random number.. looks like the young d bag who works for her is putting in some overtime too..
Mark always bullies you at work. While you were away, he called off for the day to pay your gf a visit. Needless to say he showed her what a real man is.