The house party was great, lots of people, everybody got really wasted. My wife too. At some point, I realized the last time I saw her was more then hour ago. i went upstairs to search for her. This is what I found.
Your gf has been struggling with her grades lately. Luckily for her she's getting one of those grades raised. Unfortunately for you, you have to see her professor's huge piece of meat resting on her innocent face.
