Sophie the horde is a vast collective of linked nano machines and they're victims . They have no reason to send Christmas cards to everyone online . Now put that egg nog down and infuse that recruit with an experimental combat stimulant.
ZzzzzzZZZ We have taken control of your network. We are in the air you breath and the water you drink. Everything that you are will belong to us. Embrace your assimilation or suffer ZzzzzzZzzzz