"Honey, I thought you would be in the library studying late! Well, never mind that now. Go to your room. I'll get a snack for your s soon as mommy finishes taking care of your mean bullies."
Mommy is going to take a nap. Your bully just left and I took it multiple times for you, mijo. It felt so good. Going to sleep and let them leak out all day.
Anyone want to text my mom or sis? She's 45 and my sis just turned 18 a few days ago. They are both taken but if someone wants to message them anyways go ahead