I was really embarrassed when the cashier at the sex shop realized that I was getting a little horny just by looking at the costumes. When I paid her she winked at me and said "Have fun with your girl". Little did she know that I AM the girl.
Out of town work training seminar. “Hey I think I’m gonna pass on going to the bars tonight, I’ve been drinking in my hotel room already. But let me know if you’d like to come up. Our secret” what would you do to me?
Text: “man I know it sucks your girl left you and you’ve been horny. I’ve been drinking and this pic is our secret. I can help relieve your cock. What to come over?” What’s your move?