I had a healed pimple on my face from 2 weeks ago. It had a tiny scab left and the area felt hard as a rock. Being the picker I am, I gave it a small squeeze and Bam! This surprise squirted out. I was impressed.
A fatty lipoma formed in my labia. Doctors thought it was a bartholian cyst before I had an ultrasound and a bunch of different people look at it. Sharing in case anyone else has/had this annoying thing. Very rare placement, apparently. Surgeory to come!
Update: it started draining about an hour before going to Urgent Care and the doctor squeezed a bit and gave me an oral antibiotic prescription. I'm sorry I didnt record it. Also here's another hat for you cornballs.
