In need of shower buddy? Come on ladies, let’s soap up each other’s beautiful bodies, and then rub our breast up against each other’s in a silly way while we laugh.
"My line? Well, my most effective one is to tell a girl that she has hair like a tortured midnight, lips like a red couch in an ivory palace, that I'm lonely and starved for affection. Then, I generally burst into tears. It very seldom works."