My wife was late coming home from a bachelor party she was bartending at. One of the men used her phone to tell me, “ she’s asleep, sorry man we dressed her as best as we could”. I found her like this…
Your friend always talked about his love for fat asses and you knew your wife would be down to fuck him if you wanted her to. So you set him up with your wife on the premise that she had a pumbling problem and needed his help