Please don't make me crawl around and perform tricks for your party guests! 🥺 *CLICK* Oooh! That noise means treats and pats! I'll be a good girl to earn those 🐶
Holy shit it’s another fuckin day, it’s the best day ever again! Cuz I’m a stupid fucking cat and I don’t know shit, and I don’t know what it is to be sad 🎶