Gamer Valentine's (m)essages: "If this were GTA, you'd get five stars because you're my most wanted". "*These* cakes aren't a lie". "Be mine" (think Yuri from RA2)
"If you're pre-born, you're fine; if you're preschool, you're fucked" – George Carlin, on a form of hypocrisy that's particularly relevant this week (M)
