“Whoa, hey, you alright dude? You were talking in your sleep… saying stuff like ‘please let me lick them sir’ or something… can I, uh, help you somehow?”
You crashed on my bed while I was working out. Before I wash off all the sweat, I can’t resist the chance to play a prank on my sleepy best bro for being lazy… hopefully you won’t remember me wiping my feet clean on your face! 😜
