Your kind wholesome Christian mom of course had no idea what the symbol on the bikini you gifted to her meant. She was just so happy you gave her a present for your mother-son vacation to Jamaica.
oh these? my boobies? my massive fucking tiddies? my super stuffed up milkies? my honker donker doinky boinkies? my fucking fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling sex mounds? do you mean these super duper ultra god damn motherfucking tits?
