Your friend bet with your gf that he had the longest dick she had seen in person! She was confident yours was longer. If she lost she'd have to take him in ehr pussy all the way!
You're paying for this, driving him to your place, and all you get is this Snapchat that's gone in 5 seconds? Why did you have to jerk yesterday? Pathetic
Valentine's Day was rough for the last 2 year's for your homie. When you jokingly offered up your gf to make his V-Day special, she packed her bags and got ready to spend the night without hesitation.