Valentine's Day was rough for the last 2 year's for your homie. When you jokingly offered up your gf to make his V-Day special, she packed her bags and got ready to spend the night without hesitation.
My Boss told me I was a lucky man to have such a beautiful wife. I told him she thought he was attractive too. Then we invited him to dinner. My wife didn’t want to miss an opportunity and met him at the door like this…