When your doctor says your tummy ache is probably a result of an “imbalanced diet” and you think to yourself “should I tell him that I’ve mostly consumed Diet Coke and Cum 5 days a week for almost two years?”
[F] Pro-tip: If you wear a bodysuit to work, you can change into lingerie just by slipping off your skirt. For more thrills, try it at the lift lobby :)