34[f] teacher, mom, wife. All I want is for someone to reach around me in the morning, tell me I'm sexy, and slap my ass hard enough to make me want to jump right back into bed with them. That's not too much to ask, right?
[F] There’s a big difference between bad jokes and dad jokes. And that difference is the first letter. Happy Father’s Day to all the NZ & Aussie Dads 💕